Why.

"scoob" (scoobsti) 01/03/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: WHY?!

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WHY?

$kaycog > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:03

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He likes to hover above the toilet seat.

Nibby > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:05

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Things you do not want to hear in a restroom

Urambo Tauro > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:10

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“Doctor, it burns when I poop.”

ttyymmnn > $kaycog 01/03/2016 at 11:14

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I thought only women did that.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 01/03/2016 at 11:16

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Maybe not?

Steve in Manhattan > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:26

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These things are the new Segways. There will be a body count.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:33

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Get a bottle of water, cut a hole in the lid, spray the bottle on the feet of the loser. laugh as he falls into the toilet.

pjhusa > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:56

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Because toilet.

tromoly > scoob 01/03/2016 at 11:58

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Air Chair 2.0?

tromoly > Steve in Manhattan 01/03/2016 at 13:18

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JGrabowMSt > ttyymmnn 01/03/2016 at 13:18

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Hell no, just yesterday I went to the movies and had to #2 pretty bad, it was still the previews so I was like fine, lets do this quick.

I get to the stall and its like someones bladder exploded.

I have 3 sisters that complain about public restrooms, but I have yet to hear about anything worse than a public mens room.

From not flushing to not even being courteous enough to lift the seat....I hate public restrooms and avoid them at all costs, short of soiling myself. Its really bad. Like, bad enough to say that floor length urinals need to come back, and it should be like a high end restaurant, where someone is always watching the restroom. Think of all the added jobs.....

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > JGrabowMSt 01/03/2016 at 15:56

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When I used to work at Publix, I constantly had the clean bathrooms. The things I saw still give me nightmares.

The men’s room was typically bad.

The women’s room was okay but on occasion it would be the nastiest thing I had ever seen. Like there were times I just said “nope” and made someone else go in there.

scoob > tromoly 01/03/2016 at 16:21

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There was a 1.0?

scoob > pjhusa 01/03/2016 at 16:21

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But why

NJAnon > scoob 01/03/2016 at 18:13

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Yeah, we know guys can be gross. Testerone; we can’t take it out of us. :P

The men get to a toilet or urinal and sometimes we miss or it gets wily in there.

shop-teacher > Steve in Manhattan 01/03/2016 at 18:17

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I think there already is a body count.

scoob > NJAnon 01/03/2016 at 20:24

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We either miss or it comes out in 5 different directions.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > scoob 01/03/2016 at 20:46

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There is something about these that annoys the hell out of me.

Spazburn1966 > scoob 01/03/2016 at 21:48

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pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob 01/04/2016 at 03:04

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full blown retard!